*Get out of jail picture insert here*
ok i am falling on my sword and begging for mercy because....... wait for it....... i had to purchase a new item. Now i am going to proceed to run down a list of all of my excuses.
* due to my ever growing girth"y" midsection and chunky thighs due to not procreation, but recreational eating. (This tragedy was brought to you by snickers bars, lactose free bryers ice cream and my new kick of cooking everything from scratch and not buying processed foods that i can make myself) How do the amish stay so fit, i guess when their horses are resting, they are hoofing it. This thing might still work if i get up after each delicious home cooked morsel and moved around..... that is a thought, i might try it.
* And a job opportunity of a life time came about suddenly. I was asked to come interview for a position that is both challenging and rewarding all at once. Working in the field of Alzheimer's and Dementia is my passion, and i find it very gratifying.
* All of my professional interview suits were fitting like wet suits ( i couldn't leave a bad 1st impression) and i didn't have enough time to loose any of this extra fluffy padding before the interview.
* There was no time for me to pull it all together and sew myself a suit. I thought about it but i realized i would be burning the midnight oil trying to finish and i would look sharp in my suit but i would be lethargic and incoherent. (not a good impression).
* I could not find a suit at the thrift that didn't say golden girls circa 1980's (sorry but i can be creative in my personal life but in my professional life it's all business not jokes) that is until i get the job!
So after 8 months prior to my pledge of thrifting and refashioning ONLY (I was off the juice, kicked my habit, didn't even have any cravings) and then waiting anxiously to sign up in for march's two month challenge, i couldn't even make it the whole two months before falling off the wagon.
but if i get this position, it will all be worth it. I Got a gray with white pinstriped pant suit and thank you Tahari for making a well cut suit that fit over my lovely lady lumps.
ok now that i have confessed ill be using my get out of jail card..... thank you very much, now someone come down and bail me out of this hell hole..... and don't forget to bring me a toothbrush!!!!